They just float around all day doing nothing. I would guess that the life of non-functioning pancreases is pretty easy. I’m pretty sure that I can hear mine making un-funny jokes all the time about my other organs that are actually doing their jobs. Busted pancreases are annoying. Thank god mine doesn’t have internet access, because if he did…
He would only check into ONE place on Foursquare
Why don’t you save the location-based apps for people that do exciting things?
His Twitter feed would be full of #HumbleBrags
I can think of a few things that I wish you were doing right now. I don’t want to hear about how much you’re enjoying your life of leisure.
He would posts a lot of song lyrics
We might like this song, but reading it out of context and without the sweet guitar accompaniment, is just irritating.
He has his Twitter Synched to Facebook
Hey @pancreas don’t you know that Facebook is different than Twitter? #duh
He will tag you in photos that you aren’t in
Wait…were you wishing I was there? Were you mistaken? Or is this just your obnoxious way of trying to make me look at your photo?
The only photos he would post on Facebook are inspirational pictures he stole from someone else
He gets really inspired by hearing some worn out quote from Ghandi…fine. But why do you have to post the images you stole from Pinterest to Facebook?
He reposts jokes that nobody thinks are funny